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 Post subject: Quotes galore
PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:21 am 
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In "Quotes galore" you can list your favorite quotes!
Please, don't list tons but one at a time only so that this thread don't die out in two days 'cause you're out of quotes. :stmtongue:


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes galore
PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:39 am 
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Sheldon: I believe the Szechuan Palace has been passing off orange chicken as tangerine chicken, and I intend to confront them.
Leonard: If I were you, I'd be more concerned about what they're passing off as chicken.

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 Post subject: Re: Quotes galore
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 Post subject: Re: Quotes galore
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(Hahahaha, I really love that one!)

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 Post subject: Re: Quotes galore
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 Post subject: Re: Quotes galore
PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:04 am 
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:02 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Quotes galore
PostPosted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:22 pm 
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Mind if I post a whole converstion I once had in Fallout 2? A bit long, but this is one of the funniest conversations I've ever had in a game with an NPC.

Stuart Little:
(The midget studies you as you walk up and takes a toothpick out of his mouth) What can I do for you, honey?
Shalia:
Who are you?
Stuart Little:
Wha... you ain't HEARD of me? Stuart, Stuart Little? Biggest agend in all of Reno? Someone's done you a disservice not telling you about me, darling. (Looks you up and down.) Got name to go with those legs?
Shalia:
There's a little more to me than my legs, Stuart. So be polite, or else you're going to have even more trouble getting a date in this town, all right?
Stuart Little:
(Puffs up indignantly.) Look. Just because I'm not of so-called "average height" does not mean I have to recieve my thrills vicariously.
Shalia:
Is that so?
Stuart Little:
Not all women are attracted to barrel-chested, overly muscled male character models. You'd be surprised how many women find my size intriguingly ALLURING.
Shalia:
And you'd be surprised how many men do as well.
Stuart Little:
Hmmmmph. So. What's your name?
Shalia:
You ever worked on a circus, Stuart?
Stuart Little:
And what makes you think I've ever spectated a circus, much less been enslaved by one?
Shalia:
Uh... well, I know that many of the citizens of New Reno act like they came out of a circus, and I thought...
Stuart Little:
YOU thought because I'm a person of short stature, the only career I could procure would be confined to the so-called 'big top.'
Shalia:
Uh... well, now...
Stuart Little:
YOU took one QUICK look at me and thought you could deduce my entire life. It would never have occured to you that a person of my height could have obtained a career in *Boxing Management.*
Shalia:
I'm sorry, I meant no offense.
Stuart Little:
Why would I take offense? Just because it seems to be the habit of everyone in this game to make instantaneous judgements of other NPCs based solely on their physical appearance?
Shalia:
Well, I don't know about an INSTANTANEOUS judgements...
Stuart Little:
Why, I've done the same thing to you, for example.
Shalia:
Oh?
Stuart Little:
I've taken in your over-pixellated breasts, you ridiculous sashay when you walk, your unimaginative character point allocation and concluded you are a mini-maxing Laura Kroft wannabe... a "munchkin."
Shalia:
I...
Stuart Little:
You are nothing more than a typical 'RPG female hero model,' if you will, one of MANY such models that seems to fill this world in droves.
Shalia:
Well...
Stuart Little:
(Looks at you pityingly.) But do you see the TRAGEDY here? I have mistakenly reduced you to a stereotype, a caricature, a generic Fallout model, instead of regarding you as a specific unique character.
Shalia:
Uh, but Stuart, I AM a typical hero model. In fact, I am the player character of this game.
Stuart Little:
Hmmpph. You got a name?


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes galore
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 Post subject: Re: Quotes galore
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 Post subject: Re: Quotes galore
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 Post subject: Re: Quotes galore
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 Post subject: Re: Quotes galore
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Goodbye. Remember to shave under your pits!
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.


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 Post subject: Re: Quotes galore
PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:36 am 
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